Dear Fantasy Football,

I went from enjoying football on the surface for 21 years of my life, not knowing anything, to becoming absolutely obsessed with you. Remember when I drafted Jerome "The Bus" Bettis last year as my first pick? Oh the jokes didn't stop. Then I couldn't wait to watch multiple games on television while having my internet access nearby to enjoy the stats popping up on every other game going on in the country. You've caused enough change where I remember my father asking last Christmas "where the hell have you been all my life?" On the other side of this, you've also given me something to actually get mad at my best friends about. No, they didn't "draft" those players, they TOOK them. A-holes.

Cock-blocking myself,
Dan in DC