Dear Female Ejaculation:

I swear to the baby Jesus that I could have shot someone's eye out, a la "Christmas Story" just now, had I not been alone. Jesus Christ but detachable showerheads are the fucking bomb.

So okay w/ my triple digit water bill,

(Note to self: set aside fake lottery (ie, shoe) money to give self if a man ever actually makes this happen.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

As a young fan of saved by the bell, I used to have female ejaculation fantasies where the female lead Kelly would play with herself in her bedroom when she got home from school. She got very aroused indeed and she would ejaculate sometimes she would experience a long sequence of ejaculations as many as 15 in a row they were very intense fantasies and I enjoy them very much