Dear Tink,

Remind me to never leave my future babies around you unattended. Or any babysitters for that matter. Maybe I'll just be one of those overprotective moms who perma-straps on her children like chimps. And change that kid's diaper! He's is gonna get diaper rash!

Bad girl.

Go To Time-Out,
A

P.S. Please don't tell me you're drunk and high right now.