Dear Friend Who Recently (and Conveniently) Moved to Nashville:

Would you please get with the program and go try to be friends w/ A? I find it hard to convince her I bought tix to come see you BEFORE I read her blog and that really I'm not stalking her or trying to be BFF by being crazy funny and regularly posting to Dear Life (I also recommend it to new readers). I even carefully read the mistakes of the other girls who have tried to be BFF, so I won't creep her out or get shot down if perchance we meet.

Seriously, the least you could do is work that angle, since I spent my hard-earned (okay, regular-earned) money to come see you.

Help me remember not to wear my hair in a banana clip when I meet A,

B