Dear Mom,

Thanks for getting upset with me and pulling your best "yetta" impression before hanging up on me when I simply asked you why you didn't tell me you were taking Dad to the hospital this morning and I had to hear about it from the guys at work. I'm sorry, I didn't know that it was our boss's responsibiltiy to tell me that Dad was in the ER with more heart probs.

Desperately trying to become a psychic and/or mind reader to make your life easier,
Your Daughter