Dear K,

On Monday I asked you about your old piece of ass. You said you hadn't hooked it in months. As you sat on the phone with me and told me you were done with your fuck-buddy, I was calling that you would be 69ing that bastard by the fall. Turns out I was right on, except you didn't last til the end of the week. Some things are just magnetic. Just make sure to sit on his face so he can't talk too much.

Just Some Friendly Advice,
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