Dear R,

Sorry to hear that you're overwhelmed by the sheer volume of dipshits as measured by crappy IQ and SAT scores. Just make sure you review your 4th grade math before you sit for the SAT again: the median score--not the average score-- is when half score lower and half score higher. Incidentally, can you locate America on a world map? I know, I know, The Iraq and South Africa need to study too, I've started a collection already. But in the mean time, here's to hoping that you're insanely good looking and give great head.

Cheers,
B