Dear Random Erections:

At first I thought I would keep a running tabulation and present your collective number to my girlfriend upon her return from her travels (i.e., "See how much I missed you?!?")

But now that number has become somewhat embarrassing, in that it's probably statistically impossible to have that many consecutive boners from the same memory prompt.

Plus, I'm a little sore.

Give it a rest,

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