Dear Cookies, Cakes, and Candy,

When I was younger, wherever you were, I was right behind you with chocolate smeared fingers. I have no idea what marked the turning point, but sometime in the past few years I started losing interest in you. The irony is, it has nothing to do with me being conscientious of the nutritional value of what enters my body. It has everything to do with the fact that every time I'm presented with one of you, all I can think about is how much I would rather be having a steak or the leg of an animal for dessert.

I <3 Protein,
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