Dear Cute New Shoes,

Ouch! I love you, but you cause me so much pain. The ironic thing is that your seeming comfort is what first attracted me to you. How two-faced you turned out to be; everytime I take a step it feels like small animals are yapping at my heels. Still I will never leave you. When it comes to choosing between beauty and comfort, beauty always wins out.

You sadistic bitches,
Shameless