Dear Enterprise Employees,

I think I did an amazing job today passing myself off as a mature adult who would only consider using your vehicle as a means for transportation and defensive driving instead of someone who has been driving it around for two weeks like it was her own personal Tonka toy reminiscent of the scene with the parking lot attendant in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Suckers.

OFFENSIVELY driving all over your face,
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