Dear Ex-Roommate,

You suck so much. Your recent behavior has changed my opinion of you from nice, trustworthy lifelong friend to lying, cowardly bitch. You owe us three months of rent. That is thousands of dollars you owe us! And when we say anything about it to you, you act stupid and pretend that we didn't have an agreement. Now that we've further called you out on it, you avoid us and sign off AIM or gmail within seconds of either of us signing on. You suck and I'm so disappointed.

Sick Of It,
Flaca