Dear Ex/b and His Psychotic Ex,

I am glad to hear you two are hitting it off again, I really am. I cant wait until you both fuck each other over again. I seriously wish I was in a position to watch it on a big screen. And, oh, the only reason I was with you is B/C your peen is huge. Why did I dump you, you ask? I actually missed having intellectual conversation with a man, going out to nice dinners, having a BF WITH MONEY.....I finally had enough of your trailer-trash ways and wised up. The sex wasnt that good, anyway. Your best friend is WAY better, we hook up once a week and talk about what a loser you are...hahahahaha (I know, there is seriously somthing messed up about this----but I dont care!!!)))))))

~M