Dear Friday:

As much as I love you every other time, please never come this week. Your arrival means that the hangover, remorse, shame, and confusion of what I did tonight will be here. I really plan to misbehave very badly and I just don't feel like answering to anyone this go-round. If you would like to take this week off, that's way cool, dig it? In fact, talk to Thursday night and tell her to pull a double for ya.

See ya tomorrow for late afternoon drinks? I'll buy ya some Patron, you dirty whore.

Thanks a mil,

B