Dear Friends,

Now that I am single, I refuse to be drawn into your dry spells! (yes plural..SPELLS) As a group we are all going through this drought of not getting any, boys and girls, single and couples. This is not okay and is not going to fly anymore! If I have to take one for the team this weekend, fine! But there are various things we need to stop doing such as:

1. talking only to each other when we go to bars

2. not getting drunk enough to lower our standards for a night

3. Pulling each other (more specifically ME) away from potential hookups, so what if they arent THAT cute? We have a signal, lets only act on that cue.

I write to hopefully spark all of you to step out of your shells and pounce on someone, anyone, this weekend!

Sexually Frustrated but hopefully not for long,
Massie