Dear Jessie Spano,

Thanks to you and your crippling dependency on caffeine pills, I am just now getting to my desk I knew that I had to leave for work, but, like a train wreck, I just couldn't look away from you in your rockin' early 90s aerobics outfit, screaming "I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so...SCARED!" I just had to wait and see the poignant moment in which Slater informs you that, "Caffeine pills are dangerous!" and you, in all your infinite wisdom, reply, "Yeah?! Well so's GEOMETRY!" Anyway, thanks for making me late to work. I hope you get the help you need. Pills are serious business.

Geometry Killed My Mother,

CF