Dear Karma, Irony, and The Universe:

Thanks for helping me hold out last night. Innocent Intern can safely return to the future Mrs. with a clear conscience. What I most certainly DO NOT appreciate is your decision to make Mr. Dreamboat's transmission go out so that he can't friggin leave town until Wednesday. SERIOUSLY?!? WEDNESDAY?!?! Remember Spain? When I held out and held out and then almost missed my plane b/c I finally gave in and had marathon sex w/ that Venezuelan hottie? The plane that took me home to my LIVE-IN BOYFRIEND?! Yeah. I see what you're doing, you tricksy bitches, and I don't like it.

B