Dear Patient (Part 2),

I am considering calling you and telling you that the doctor won't be in in order to rechedule your appointment. Then I will be there to once again collect your co pay. And you can collect my number. And we can go out and then get married and live happily ever after. I'd like to get married on 08/08/08 so we need to get a move on!

So... tell me, is it wrong to start off our relationship with a little fib?
Flaca