Dear Amy Winehouse,
Just when I thought you couldn't get fuglier, you somehow managed. I saw a pic of you from years ago and you looked normal, at least when it came to weight and hair (you even had boobs!). Now you're sickly skinny and your hair... well blonde doesn't suit you any better than that beehive weave thing did. You're nasty and on drugs and to look at you makes me sick. Also, it pisses me off that you're famous and disgusting and I'm not disgusting and not famous. I should def be more famous than you. I mean I know you're talented or whatever... but... there is just no excuse for you. I hope you get better I guess.. either that or stop being photographed so I don't have to look at your bony ass.