Dear Muffin Top,

I am going to cut to the chase... real quick.Look you're only amazing when you're actually on a muffin, not on my once amazing hips. I really hate that you make me look not so hot in my leggings. But on the plus side, you've motivated me to make use of this amazing membership to the Delta.

Hopefully I WON'T see you Later,
Tink

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