dear life,

stop being so fucking shitty.
best guy friend hates me, and with good reason because he's basically in love with me and i'm basically a selfish, commitment-phobic whorebag who basically ruined his life.

plus,

i am fat and gross and my boobs hurt and i hate school and i just want to eat publix chocolate trinity ice cream until it leaks out of my pores and have sex... but preferably not in that order.

gahhhh.
-c