Dear Plan B,

Thank you for making sure I do not get prego after a drunk night of questionable, shady and yes dodgey decisions. And the fact that I could get it over the counter and not have to feel like such a tween by going to planned parenthood makes me love you even more. So little pill, please do what you have to do but try not to mess up my cycle too much. CF and I are finally close to being in sync with our crying, ice cream eating and general bitchyness.

My uterus and size 2 waist loves you!

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