Dear Urban Outfitters,
When I got your email today about new swimsuits I was intrigued because you are a cool store. But I just have a few questions...
1- How come your swimsuits cost at least $100?
2- Why are your models totally ana? They seriously need to eat....
3- Who would wear this one? I guess it's supposed to be like 50's style but it just looks hid.
You should really stop emailing me these things b/c now I feel like I need a new bikini when it's 0 degrees in Chicago... and I need to lose 30 lbs before wearing it. How does that work?