Dear Dr. Jones,
Thank you for the valium. Not sure where you got your medical degree, but as long as you keep prescribing VALIUM for ITCHING, then I will continue to seek your services.
Love doped up on drugs and can't focus while at work,
Em
PS – I paid $1.48 for 12 pills at WalMart…no wonder people are addicted to these things. They're not only easy to con your doctor into prescribing, but they are easy to swallow and cheap too!
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ummm exqueeze me? does dr. jones have a DC office? this is of utmost importance. thanks!
Nope, sorry - only North Carolina. But next time you need some, let me know, I might be able to go in and say I have a cough and he'll double the dose!
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