Dear MTV,

I know over the past several years you've been catching heat for failing to ever actually play music while you claim to be "Music Television". Unfortunately, adding 30 seconds of some J-List emo band hanging around a camp fire singing songs and reminiscing about 2 years ago when they were teens (aka sooo long ago!) does not rectify the fact that you are nothing you stand for anymore. We all know Audrina is a total fuckin fake and we're over it. Now play me some Kanye or maybe a little Jack's Mannequin. Thanks.

Love,
A