Dear male sandwich makers at the Potbelly's under my work,

It's kind of cute that you flirt with me all the time and give me free cookies. But just so you know, the only reason I always go there for lunch is because its good, cheap, easy and so I don't have to face the freezing temps in order to get a lunch. So, don't be flattered or whatever. Also please keep the cookies coming!

~Lfurr~