Dear Rich Little Undergrad Girl Standing In Line Behind Me At The Coffee Shop,

Listen, just who do you think you are trying to silence me when I want to talk about Project Runway with the baristas?! Just because it's your "favorite show" and you're "behind on episodes" does not mean freedom of speech no longer applies. Also, I'm older and cuter than you.

Catch up on your tivo THEN grab your non-fat latte.
A