Dear caller,

Please realize that I am a secretary.. not a retard. While I don't mind taking your message, I do mind when you tell me you entire life story (Do I really care who in your family is on heroin?). Also when I politely try to stop you from telling me more details and wasting my time, it's not OK for you to call me "honey" and tell me that you're "trying to get me to understand." I do understand. And frankly I could care less. I'm really tempted to take your long ass desperate message and rip it up.

Love always,
aka lfurr

PS- have fun at gretchen's bday! wear something with cleav pls!

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