Dear ENORMOUS carrot I am currently munching on,

Is this really what being "healthy" is all about?? Hurting your mouth on a mutant grown carrot???

I can think of plenty other uses for a carrot this big (it really is huge and I'm not sure why) and gnawing on it like a reindeer aint one of them.

I better be able to see in the dark for this,

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