Dear undergraduate sorority sisters,

Sometimes I will myself into believing you are cool. Then I see the horrendous photos you post to facebook and I can't help but be ashamed. You bring muffin tops and bad outfits to a whole new level. Is it in the budget to hire a personal trainer? Or a stylist at least?? Unforch for you there are not hotter older girls to make you look somewhat cool anymore. We are embarrassed and send mass emails about how fug you are for our own amusement. You're such a joke.

Thanks for the laughs!
~Cyber bully~

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