Dear Vag:

Being the optimist you are, you went and got waxed. You look shit hot, I'll admit. It's too bad the person carrying you around doesn't put forth the effort you do, b/c you're never going to be able to show off your new 'do (or lack thereof) unless she sacks up.

I like that you are still trying, though. Even after 2 whole months of, well, nothing.

Rub off on me (and not any rando that walks by, even though you want to a really lot),

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