Dear Adam

It was a pleasure to meet you at the pool today. It's impressive that you are an entrepeneur and own several different companies. Unfortunately, I lied to you when you asked if I was seeing someone. You seem to be a very amiable person with a very nice body. Truthfully, I'm sure I would love to ride you like a cowgirl. But, let's not kid ourselves. I'm smarter than you and we both know it. Our conversation was simply not intellectually stimulating enough and I need someone to match wits with and challenge me. You are not up to that task, therefore, I will not waste your time.

See You Around,

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