Dear Life,

Why am I getting high off the fact that I have a presentation due in 73 minutes which I have not done a shred of work for yet? Why do I like working under pressure? Why am I tempted to not start until the very last possible second so that I can finish without a second to spare before walking into class? Why do I feel like I should be in an action movie? Why is facebooking instead of putting together my thoughts making me feel like Lara Croft?

God, I'm Such a Badass...Or Maybe Just a Slacker...Whichever,
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