Dear Subconscious Mind,

Last night I had a dream that I was called into a meeting at work with 10 supervisors and my mother. They all accused me of being drunk, however, I was completely sober. No one would effing believe me. I kept saying, "I'm 23! I'm a GROWN UP! Is it REALLY NECESSARY that SHE be here?!", with my mom forcefully interjecting "Yes" in her scary voice. This was not a particularly cryptic dream, but it just proves I still think my mother is trying to control my life and that everyone thinks I have a drinking problem. Here's my response: You can get off me, Mom. And pass me that shot glass.


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