Dear Recycling Man,

While I do appreciate your recent efforts to turn off your truck so as to not let all the exhaust fill up my office when you come by, I do NOT appreciate you staring at me or talking to me like we are friends because we are not. JUST BECAUSE I saw you at Wal-mart and was nice to you, does NOT mean that we are friends, k, red beard? I'm sure you are a perfectly nice person, but you were wearing jorts that day and I bet you own mandals too, so get off me.

Recycle this,

k

P.S. SERIOUSLY, is there THAT much paper in our office that you have to come by EVERYDAY? Didn't think so.