Dear girls who put 1000 pictures of their boyfriend on facebook,
You have a boyfriend. I'm really proud a tween like you was able to sack a boy. Guess what, I have one as well and you don't see 25 thousand pictures of us kissing, cuddling, gazing into each others eyes, or whatever else you have planned for your photo shoot on fbook. We all get're officially a couple, however no one wants to see 50 pictures in a row with the caption "I love you". I think you're pathetic, I think your BF is pathetic, and I would bet that the rest of your 4,568 facebook "friends" agree with me.
Put down the camera and go have sex or something like a real couple,

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