Dear Overused 90's Term "Get Real",

I just remembered you and am now dedicated to bringing you back into conversation as often as possible.


Stimulus: "Ma'am you haven't paid your comcast bill for the past two months. We're going to have to cut off your cable."
Response: "Get real...(click)"

Stimulus: "You're not going out for the 12th night in a row are you?!"
Response: "Of course I am. Get real".

Stimulus: "Adrienne, you're the most beautiful girl in the world, but I'm only 19, will you date me?"
Response: "Fucking get real".

Someone Get Real,

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