Dear unidentified man in Charlotte,

When you approach me at a bar and strike up a convo your cue to leave is when I'm looking around at everyone but you searching for someone more entertaining to talk to. I appreciate the fact that you actually told me in midconversation that I looked bored. At least you aren't as ignorant as I origianally thought. When I replied by saying, "I am" you still didn't leave me alone. What gives? I have no patience for people less attractive and entertaining than myself and thought that by me putting zero effort into our conversation that you would take it somewhere else. Guess I'll just spell it out for you...

Get off me.

G