Dear cars with a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker,

A little behind the times are we? NEWS FLASH: your team lost...a long time ago. I guess you didn't end up moving to Canada like so many of you threatened to do. You may have heard this already on CNN, but FYI there's an election coming up in 2008. A pretty big one. It's time to suck it up, scrape that sticker off that has probably cemented to your bumper/window, and pick a new candidate. I know the choices aren't great on either side, but the fact that you still have an '06 sticker up makes me believe your standards can't be that high.

All for ovaries in office...just not Hillary's,

Milaz