Dear Geoff,

I feel like I will probably see you tonight at my favorite pizza hang-out. That could potentially be awkward considering you have called me several times now to no avail. I think it's sad that I actually just had the thought, "how can I make myself look like NOT me?" and for a second, legitimately thought I could come up with a good solution to that problem.

You Will Not Deter Me From Having A Good Time Tonight,

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