Dear Shiloh and Suri,

Despite what the haters say, you two babies are really friggin' cute. Stop it. It makes my uterus whine impatiently, and I've had less than a week to rejoice in the emptiness of said uterus (Hey, it had been far too long since good ol' Aunt Flo came to visit... that's right, there's no such thing as an over-share).

R