Dear Senator,

Thanks for taking the time to have a campaign worker click a button and send a generic response to my e-mail. Also, thanks for notifying me that if the bill I was speaking of gets passed through Senate, you will not be supporting it...with no further explanation. I appreciate your extreme open-mindedness and unabashed vigilance to the community.

(sike)

Gotta Love Those Righty Tighties,
A

P.S. You're probably like best friends with that dumb bitch, Elisabeth Hasselbeck.