Dear Former Boss Who Was Demoted And Now Mostly "Works From Home",
It seems you were working at the office last night, after I had already left. Well good for you! But let me ask you, in the time that it took you to write out a long note to me, asking me to fax this paper to this number, and then this other paper to the same number but as a separate fax, and then mail out this file to this address, could you not have actually done these things yourself? Way to make yourself feel like you're still important even though you no longer have any kind of authority.
You're Not The Boss Of Me,