dear birthday girl/best friend,
Thanks for enjoying your day. also, thanks for inviting that raging cunt to the party. its nice to know that after a dinner party and cake baking and gifts and entertaining, you show me your friendship by regularly talking to a girl bent on becoming my kryptonite.
oh and that inside info you passed her, almost as good as the frosting i made for your cake.
pulling the knife out of my back,