Dear DearLifeBlog Contributers,

You people amuse me greatly, so it saddens me that I'm going to have to self-impose a moratorium on reading this blog at work. My back is toward the opening of my cube with the computer screen facing out, and I would have no way to explain it were my boss to wander in behind me while I'm reading a hot pink page with ... well, everything y'all write, instead of getting this million dollar contract signed. "My bad" probably wouldn't cut it.

Checking over my shoulder,
Robin