Dear Gaylord Honking At Me Because I Ran A Stop Sign,

I bet you were pissed when I chose not to react to you one bit as you were flailing your arms and cursing. Life is too short to get upset over someone going out of turn. I knew it wasn't my turn, I just went because I didn't have time to waste waiting for a tool like you to come to a complete halt and then slowly but surely proceed. You see, I made a judgment call on how slow you pulled up to the intersection in your wagon and I went with it. I don't regret it. Everyone knows stop signs inside apartment complexes don't even count. Sorry you didn't get the memo.

Count Backwards From 10 And Maybe You'll Feel Better Next Time,

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