Dear males/potential suitors,

I need you to understand my need to buy designer jeans. If you do not get that me spending $100 on jeans is a need, not a want, then I'm pretty sure our relationship will never work. They fit better, last longer, and make my ass look nicer. They are worth it. Don't judge me for my choices. And buying yourself a nice pair wouldn't hurt either, Abercrombie boy. And for the love of God, make sure they are dark wash.

Gretch