Dear DearLife Contributors,

Due to the recent and substantial influx of submissions, I've decided to start being much more picky as to what I post. Basically, it's my blog and I'm borderline hilarious. If you want on, live up to my standards. I don't expect you to be as funny as me (because that's pretty impossible) but give me something to work with.

This means:
-Don't use my blog to communicate with one person. That's annoying and I promise not to do it anymore either. (Telling ME how witty, attractive, and busty I am is still totally acceptable and welcomed)
- None of this whiny bullshit.
- Be fucking funny (and original).
- Use your intellect to mock not maul. This is not the roller derby.
- Make your posts universally understandable.

Thanks For Reading. Mama Still Loves You.
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