Dear Drunk Skeeze at Red Door,

Learn to take a f'ing joke! Look, truth be told, you have bad taste(you drink Bud!!!!), but more importantly just because I pulled a "mom" joke on your ass does not mean that you have the right to call me a"c*nt bitch*. Learn some manners! and BTW, your friends gave me high5s for my jokes and you were told to go home! Granted, apparently you have issues because your best friend just died and you walked in on your wife screwing your best friend . . . point taken. However, this is apparently you and every other guy I meet in Nashville!

Dump your shit on someone else (preferably the bitch who cheated on you), thanks!
Mo

PS - Is it a talent that I can pick out men w/ an entire baggage line dedicated to them? I think not!