Dear New Fall Fashions,

You are the only thing keeping me from a deep dark depression now that summer is coming to a close. I cannot wait to pick up a belted sweater dress, khaki trench, some grey stiletto booties, and nude patent leather pumps to ward off the winter chill in the coming months and subsequently attract numerous hot guys. The aforementioned purchases will look bangin' hot with my bi-weekly vampy dark plum colored manis and the new dark hair color I will adapt by the end of September. I think I'm actually look forward to the turn of the season.

Thank God for Vanity,
G